Kaboom!!! Are you ready to celebrate this Independence Day? Yell it from the rooftops and tell people how
proud you are to live in this great country of ours. Mingle with your family, stuff your face
(that’s my favorite part), and light up the night sky. This is my kind of holiday! If you are a firecracker like myself, you
will celebrate until the neighbors come by and say “Enough is enough, some of
us have to work tomorrow.” Of course I
don’t have to work, well other than looking good I don’t have to work the
following day, so I say it is once a year, have a blast people. I will live through all you guys considering
the fact is, I will be here in the clinic tucked away in my little condo. I do love to hear the stories the following
day from the humans about all the beautiful fireworks they saw and I lick my
lips as I hear them talk about barbeque, macaroni and cheese, baked beans and
potato salad, oh my! Can you make a plate for this girl?
However, as always I am an eduCATor, so I must fulfill my
duty in informing you of how to celebrate safely. I know as fun as this holiday is for the
humans, it can be quite stressful for some of my fellow four-legged
friends. Some of the pets out there may
require prescription medications to help sedate them, which you can pick up
here from the clinic. Some may say they are scaredy-cats, but I don’t like that
term because, HEY, many of them are dogs you know. Why do we have to label it
as if it is just cats??? Either way please make sure your furry friend is not
overly stressed. I always advise to lock
the pets up in a room so they don’t get scared and dart out into the night of
brightly colorful skies. And if you
happen to have an Uncle Joe that thinks blowing stuff up is fun, please keep an
eye on this guy. This is the guy who
ends up losing his eyebrows. No fun 4th
of July ended with someone saying “That was really cool when we set the house
on fire,” so please take precautions to be safe. Lastly, I know how bad I would like to
partake in your yummy feast, but remember many of these foods are not good for
us furry bundles of joy, so please make sure the pets cannot get into the food
or beverages. Let’s face it, we are
quick and by the time you catch us sneaking a bite or two, we will flee so fast
you might question if you really saw a cat with his paw in the ranch dip and a potato
chip hanging out of his mouth.
So as I let you go so I can take my 5th cat nap
of the day, I want to quote Pete Marshall and give you a little wisdom. “May we think of freedom, not as the right to
do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.” Happy 4th of July guys, please be
safe! Kaboom!!!! And just like that the Queen Bebe is gone!
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